Video Girls

Once upon a time in a far away land, there were musicians who used women as the focus of their videos. They trained these women to shake their bottoms and their tops into the screen and laugh and giggle when they were pushed, shoved and had liquids poured over them. Oh yes, in this far away land, many of these women became proud of what they learned. They claimed that they were the best around. Miss 'I can pout my lips farther than you' and Miss 'I can stare into the camera lens with my sexy eye look longer than you'. This land did not have many entrepreneurs either. There were no shops to make clothing, thus the women had to go around practically naked. There were no schools, thus the women talked/sang stupidly and eventually just went mute.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it saddens my heart to say that after some recent research, I find that this land of such people are becoming extinct. Gone are the days of seeing -



(And I know this pic is old but it's still funny)

Now we get to see creativity like this :





As you can see...I like to tell jokes as well. Please be sure to catch my stand up routine at your local clubs...